One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He came to the first channel and it was drag racing. Then he went to the second channel and it was wrestling. Then he went to the third channel and it was sewing. Then he went to the last channel and it was TLC (The Learning Channel) and they were showing babies being born.
So he went back to the first channel and this is how it sounded: "And they're off! (changes channel )He's on top of her! She's on top of him! (changes channel) In and out, in and out. (changes channel) And the baby has safely been born."