Graffiti in the USA

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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's Get wasted together and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, WV

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!

God is dead. - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. * Revolution Books, New York, NY

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

~~~~~ and from the once famous Bird House, Bird Creek, AK (before it burnt down; south of Anchorage) -- hello Leroy!

These candy bars taste like cotton.

For sale or trade: one blind crab for one without teeth.

Birthdays come only once a year ... I'm glad I'm not a birthday.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

We aim to please: aim too please.

Is intercourse here to stay, or are people just screwing around?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Help stamp out graffiti.

Graffiti is the 'handwriting on the wall'

Confuses say many who shits in the woods finds flies on his return.

Eat Shit: a billion flies can't be wrong.

Eat Sheep: a thousand Utah coyotes can't be wrong.

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