There's this monkey at a bar and he keeps running over to the bar and kicking over peoples drinks and knocking over ashtrays. Then he would run over and sit on top of the piano. Then, he'd wait until everything was cleaned up and everyone got their drinks set up. Then he would run back over and do it all over again and run back and sit on top of the piano.
This happens numerous times.
Finally one of the drunks gets up and goes over to the piano player and asks "Do you know whose monkey this is?" The piano player responds "uh maybe....what key is that in, E or uh, possibly G, could you hum a few notes to help me out?"
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