The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break; He restores my faith in study guides. He leads me to better study habits For my grade's sake Yea, tho' I walk through the valley of borderlin grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown For thou art with me; My prayers and friends, they comfort me. Thou givest me the answers in the moments of blankness; Thou anointest my head with understanding; My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me All the days of my examination; And I shall not have to dwell in this University........Forever!