A married couple decided to take some golf lessons...
The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband swung the club...and lo and behold! He actually made a hole in one!
Now it was the wife's turn. She was just as bad as her husband. So, the instructor told her to hold it as if she were holding her husband's penis. She swung the club...but the ball didn't go anywhere! The instructor tells her, "That's fine ma'am but you gotta take the club out of your mouth!"