One day a cowboy went out to the town general store. He bought a new horse, a saddle, and a shotgun. He then thought to himself that he needed a wife. So he bought a wife also.
As they were going home, the horse stumbled over a rock. The cowboy shouts to the horse, "That's one!" An hour passes and the horse again stumbles over the rock. The cowboy shouts to the horse, "That's two!" Half an hour later as they were approaching the cowboy's home, the horse stumbles again. The cowboy shouts to the horse, "That's three!" As he says this he whips out his shotgun and shoots the horse dead. His new wife looks at him and shouts angrily, "Why the hell did you do that to your horse!" The cowboy looks at her and says, "That's one!"
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