A guy and a prostitute were in bed one night and the guy was eating out the prostitute. He's doing this for about 5 minutes and all of a sudden he finds a piece of bacon. He thinks to himself "What the hell is this about." But he ignores it and carries on.
A few more minutes later he finds some peas, and he finally said, "Damn woman your sick!" And she says, "No I'm not sick, but the guy before you was."
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