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How do men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.

What is gross stupidity? 144 men in a room.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's a man's view of safe sex? A padded head board.

Only a man would buy a $200.00 car and put a $2000.00 stereo in it.

Why do men love computers? No matter what mood they are in, they can still get a floppy in.

What's the differnce between a clitoris and a pub? 8 out of 10 men can find a pub.

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom feeding scum sucker...the other is a fish.

Why do men hope to marry a virgin? They can't stand the criticism.

What do you get if you have two balls in your hand? A mans undivided attention.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. no mind 2. no business

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

Why do men name their penises? They want to be on a first name basis with one who makes all their decisions.

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.

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