Your mama is so fat...
...when playing hop scotch, she goes North America, South America, Africa, Europe...
...when she stands on a truck scale, it reads one truck at a time!
...when she turns around, people throw a welcome back party!
...hear fingers are too big to push the buttons on a telephone!
...people mistook her for the Titanic!
...to her, the Pacific Ocean is just an ordaniary glass of water!