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Damn, my life sucks!

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An orange, a banana, and a penis are talking about how much their life sucks. So the orange says, "Damn, you know, my life sucks. First, people peel off my skin, then put me inside a blender and juice me, then they drink me up!"

The banana says, "C'mon that's nothing. First they peel off my skin, chop me up, and throw me into Corn Flakes, and eat me!"

Finally, the penis says, "Yeah, well, try and swallow this. First they put a bag over my head, then they shove me into this deep, dark cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up!!"

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