There were these three guys named Harry Dick and Larry. They discovered a cave and went inside. To their surprise there was a genie. The genie said you each can have one wish.
Harry wished to be a butterfly and he flew off into the flowers.
Dick wished to be a dinosaur. So he walked off into the dinosaur time.
Larry wasn't paying any attention and wanted to know where his friends went so he called out, "Harry? Dick?" Larry turned into a hairy dick.