3 brunettes were walking, and talking about how they hated being smart when they met a fairy. They fairy said she'd grant them each one wish. The first brunette said, "I want to be stupid." So the fairy turned her into a redhead. The second brunette said, "I wish to be more stupid than her." So she was turned into a man. The third brunette replied, "I want to be the most stupid person in the world!" The fairy lifted her magic wand and asked, "Are you positive?" "Yes." came the answer. The fairy sighed and turned the brunette into a blonde.