80's Children

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YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:

* You know what a "burnout" is.

* You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'

* You know what "Psych" means.

* Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game-to "reserve" your spot.

* You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

* You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".

* You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".

* You know who Tina Yothers is.

* You wanted to be a Goonie.

* You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.

* You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab.

* You know who Max Headroom is.

* You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.

* You could break dance, or wish you could.

* You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

* You Believed that "By the power of Grey skull, you HAD the power."

* Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

* You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

* You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget.'

* You wanted to be on Star Search.

* You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

* You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.

* You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its ass, or knew someone who did.

* You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".

* You HAD to have your MTV.

* You remember when Kramer was on a show called 'Friday's.'

* You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".

* You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".

* You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

* You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

* You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

* You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

* You own(ed) any 'cassette singles.'

* You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

* You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.

* Poltergeist freaked you out.

* You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunch box.

* You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

* You know what a Doozer is.

* You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

* You ever had a Swatch Watch.

* You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

* You had wonder woman or Superman underoos.

* You know what a "Whammee" is.

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