(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Once upon a time there was a man named Jed, Poor mountaineer wore a rubber on his head, and then one day he was shootin for some food and up from the ground came a red head nude.
Well the next thing you know ole Jed's in bed, fucking the hell out of old red head and Granny comes in with a hickory stick, beatin'the hell out of old Jeds'dick. "OUCH!" he said, that hurt!
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