A little boy wanted to know what a vagina looks like, so he asked his father.
"Well," his father said, "before sex, a vagina is like a beautiful pink flower with soft satiny petals and a wonderful aroma."
His father was silent for a moment, and the boy asked, "What does it look like after sex?"
After thinking for a minute, his father said, "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
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