How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope!
Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery!
Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk see a $100 bill in the midde of the road. Who picks it up? The old drunk. The other three don't exsist!
What can a swan do that a duck can't and a lawyer should? Shove his bill up his ass!
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