Peanuts

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A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl oh peanuts on the coffee table.

"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.

"No not at all" the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

"I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few."

"Oh that's all right," the woman says "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!!!!

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