A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl oh peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few?" he asks.
"No not at all" the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
"I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to eat a few."
"Oh that's all right," the woman says "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!!!!
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