Amish and the cops

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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh," says Sarah, "I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine." Replied the cop. "Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away too!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" Asked the husband.

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob, something about the emergency brake."

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