Two Old Men

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There was very, very polite lady. She was polite to everyone she knew. She maried a man and got pregnant. She wanted her kids to be as polite as her so she took polite pills. She took them evey day of her pregnancy. She was told by the doctor she was having twins.

Nine months later the twins did not come out in time. In fact they never did. Years and years went by and they never came out. When she died the doctors did an autopsy on her and they found two little men with long white beards saying "After you." "No You first, I insist." "No no no, after you."

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