Blind Date

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A young boy has been blind all his life, and always dreams of what it would be like to be able to see. One day, he says to his mother, "Mom, I really want to be able to see, do you think if I pray hard anough, God will let me see?" To which his mother replied, "Well as you know today is March 31st, when you go to bed tonight, stand by the window so you can feel the autumn breeze and say out loud three times 'I wish I could see, I wish I could see, I wish I could see.' And when you wake up in the morning, you will find yourself awarded with the gift of sight." So the boy got very excited but made sure he concentrated when doing as his mother instructed and eventually, he was able to fall asleep. The next morning, the boy woke up and found he was still blind. He found his way to the kitchen where he could hear his mother cooking. "Mom, I did exactly what you said to do last night but I still can't see like you said I would." His mother turned around with a huge smile and laughed with glee "April Fool's!!!!"

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