You know you'er having a bad day when

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- Your twin sister forgets your birthday

- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

- You call the suicide prevention hotline, and they put you on hold.

- You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

- Your income tax refund check bounces.

- It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

- You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

- You put both contacts into the same eye.

- Your mother approves of the person you're dating.

- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

- You have to borrow from you Visa card to pay your Mastercard.

- Nothing you own is actually paid for.

- Everyone loves your driver's license picture, but you think it looks awful.

- The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.

- People think you're 40 and you're only 25.

- When your doctor tells you that you are in fine health--for someone twice your age.

- You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight, and when you get home, you find a sandwich on your front porch.

- You open your briefcase for the big meeting, and find nothing in it but your 5-year-old's coloring pages.

- You are actually looking forward to sitting down and enjoying the junk e-mail sent to you.

- You look in the car you just locked, and notice the keys hanging.

- Your secretary tells you that a film crew from some show named 60 minutes is waiting in your office.

-The first clothes you pull out of the wash load with your new red blouse have a strangely pink hue.

- You call your voice mail for messages, and they're from your doctor, your mechanic, and the IRS.

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