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THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

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