Son: Mommy Mommy! What does horny mean? Mom: Shut up and help me get grandma off the gear lever!
Daughter: Daddy daddy! What is queer? Dad: Shaddup and help me unhook my bra!
Son: Mommy Mommy why does daddy's dick taste so bad? Mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon!
Son: Mommy mommy why is daddy crying? Mom: Shut up and eat your hot dog!
Son: Mommy mommy I don't want to be a daddy! Mom: Shut up and get back in bed with me!
Son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like your milk! Mom: Shut up and keep on sucking!
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