Teacher: I thought I told you to write an essay about war but you only wrote "Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Student: Yes I do teacher see I died in the beginning of the war.
Teacher: If your father knew what you did in school today he'd get a full-head of gray hair overnight.
Student: He'd glad to be because he is bald.
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