There once were these two women who sat in the back of the church every Sunday for church service and they always talked for the whole hour and a half. So one day when the two women were not around the congregation and the preacher got together and deviced a plan to make the women stop talking during church. The preacher said, "While we are singing the first hymn, I will out streach my arms and every one will stop singing." With this agreed upon everyone left. The next Sunday the two women were there and as always they gabbered on. When the first hymn came up everyone was singing away and the preacher outstreached his arm and everyone stopped. And in a loud booming voice one of the ladies anounced, "And I fry my in Criso!"