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"I thought it would make a wicked wave to surf on" -Moses, talking about the real reason he parted the Red sea.

"Scattered showers my ass" -Noah

"Bigamy is having one wife to many. Monogamy is the same" -Oscar Wilde

"I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better" -any man who has been married

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" -A. Whitney Brown

"I told you I was Sick!" -On a tombstone

"Gay Motherfucker!" -English professor giving an example of an oxymoron

"What the hell are you trying to say?" -any dog looking at its owner

"Time's fun when you're having flies" -Kermit the Frog

"You want What on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

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