Effective Insults

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1. Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up

2. They can't measure your intellegect. The scale won't go that low.

3. Apperances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.

4. I promist not to make fun of your height. I wouldn't stoop to that.

5. I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more to not like about you.

6. I think you stepped on something smelly. Oh its your feet.

7. I've seen tables with nicer looking legs.

8. Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death.

9. You're mouths the perfect size...for your foot.

10. I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon

11. You know what I like about your face? Me neither.

12. You know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.

13. Why don't you do something different with your hair, like wash it.

14. You're a person of rare intelligence...its rare you show any.

15. You'll never use your mind. You can't use something you've never had.

16. You've made this date one I'll never forget...no matter how hard I try to forget

17. I know why they call this a "blind date"...now that I've seen you...I wish I was blind.

18. You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped on.

19. SOMEONE ELSE: "What are you doing Friday night?" YOU: "Trying to forget you asked me that.

20. SOMEONE ELSE: "What's he/she got that I haven't?" YOU: "You want it alphabetically?"

21. I've seen better looking hair in my shower drain.

22. I've seen better looking hair in my grandma's nose.

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by Jonathan H. 1+ years ago

I like how Intelligence in #2 is spelled wrong

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by tigerlily 1+ years ago

some of these are really good, Id like to use them

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by j w. 1+ years ago

Pretty funny...just use spell check next time.

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