One day, this redhead walked up to a Doctor, and said, "Hello, can I ask you something?"
So, the Doctor said, "Sure go ahead."
The redhead said, "Every bone in my body is, well, broken!"
The Doctor says, "What do you mean? That's not right. You can still walk."
The redhead replies, "Well, every time I touch any part of my body with my finger, it hurts!"
The Doctor asks her, "Ma'am, are you a blonde?"
The redhead replies, "Yeah, before I dyed my hair. How did you know?"
The Doctor told her, "Your finger's broken."