A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation.
The Italian said, "in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom."
The Frenchman said, "in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly."
"What about the woman in your country, Mr. Singh?" The Italian asked.
"In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front and when we finish, we flip it over and play the back."
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