Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus

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10) No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8) Beer has never caused a major war.

7) They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6) When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5) Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4) You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3) There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2) You can prove you have a Beer.

1) If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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