The Quickie

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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few minutes passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

omg lol smart kid

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by Camie B. 1+ years ago

lol iv heard that one before but its funny

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

wow y not jus put on a movie drink lots of soda and tell him they have to go to the bathroom

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by Kevin S. 1+ years ago

That kid's smart

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by Brett M. 1+ years ago

That happened to me when I was 8 and I got smacked upside the head.

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