Italian Conversation on a Bus

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma comes first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "I'mma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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categories: ethnic, race, international word fun (puns, riddles)

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by Yuki H. 1+ years ago

CLASSIC! :D

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

I'll remember that next time i wanna spell mississippi

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