Labor Pains

mark as unread

Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.

The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great.

A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they find the mailman dead on the doorstep.

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 7.5 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 190,515 times

categories: men, women, relationships

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 1 of 1 discussions       sort by: newest

[below viewing threshold, show comment] -2 thumb down thumb up
by xJRich5 1+ years ago

I'm so sick of these stupid cheating couples ones. get a new fucking joke!

Reply to xJRich5's comment
C18KN_Labor Pains

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

gDH9hLHfvwHOmQfvEGJP1g
0