Mom asked little Johnny if he had enjoyed the trip to the farm.
"Yes, it was great--we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers."
Mom: "Er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?"
Johnny: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Mom: "But who said they were called, er, fuckers?"
Johnny: "That was our teacher. Well, actually she called them 'effers,' but we all knew what she meant."
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