UNIX acting human

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These are actual error messages you can receive when typing in the following messages at a UNIX command prompt.

% rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.

% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me bad character

% got a light? No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter matter: cannot create

$ why did you get a divorce? Too many arguments.

$ %blow No such job.

$ \(- (-: Command not found.

$ cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans

$ drink

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create

$ nice man woman No manual entry for woman.

$ scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found


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