Guess who I am?

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I am very popular to men and women.

I have known to put on smiles.

I am known to come in different colors and sizes,

And I am wrapped in different brands.

Also known to be either skinny and long,

Or fat and stubbly.

When taken out, I go in hard and dry,

And come out soft an wet.

Once taken out a second time, I become dissatisfied to others,

And tend to lose interest.

Now without hesitation,

Guess who I am?

A piece of Chewing Gum! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!

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