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Bathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 8)

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-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 160 =--------------------------------------

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Found on the men's room wall at Cogan's in Norfolk, VA.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 161 =--------------------------------------

This is a teepee for your peepee Not a wigwam to beat your tomtom!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 162 =--------------------------------------

(written above a urinal)

Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 163 =--------------------------------------

No matter how you shake and dance, The last drop always falls in the pants.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 164 =--------------------------------------

No matter how much you shake your peg, The last wee drop runs down your leg.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 165 =--------------------------------------

Be like daddy, not like sis lift the lid to take a piss.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 166 =--------------------------------------

Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 167 =--------------------------------------

Don't look now! you're pissing on your neighbors foot!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 168 =--------------------------------------

(from the late Clark Gable)

Why should I be proud of something where: Every monkey is my equal, and every jackass is my superior?

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 169 =--------------------------------------

On the ceiling above the toilet:

Out to lunch, be back soon.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 170 =--------------------------------------

Written above a urinal in a men's clothing store:

To curtail shoplifting of our overpriced merchandise, these urinal stalls may be monitored at any time by buxom voluptuous airline stewardesses and horny divorcees moonlighting as security guards.

Written below that:

If you're longer than 12 inches, you get a 50% discount on our overpriced suits.

And written below that:

And if you're last name is Bobbitt, you get another half off! Prices slashed!

And yet written below that:

Gee, I don't see how you guys sit on these funny-shaped toilets. I can't seem to stay on without slipping off. Mary.

And yet written below that:

I bet that's what your husband says too every night!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 171 =--------------------------------------

Please do not bite the woodwork while straining.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 172 =--------------------------------------

Why do turds taper? To prevent your ass from snapping shut with a bang.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 173 =--------------------------------------

Written at the bottom of the toilet stall:

Beware of gay limbo dancers!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 174 =--------------------------------------

Alas poor Yorlik, I knew him backwards.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 175 =--------------------------------------

What ever happened to the good old days when men were men and pansies were flowers?

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 176 =--------------------------------------

I used to think I was a werewolf but I'm alright nooowwwoooooooo...

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 177 =--------------------------------------

Phys204: a waste of time, space, and energy.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 178 =--------------------------------------

Sometimes I wish I was What I was when I wished I was What I am now.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 179 =--------------------------------------

If you are taking a Shit Please put it back

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 180 =--------------------------------------

Q: Quel est la difference entre un homme et une femme? A: La difference entre.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 181 =--------------------------------------

(written above a urinal)

I think, therefore I aim.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 182 =--------------------------------------

Seen above a urinal:

Si quieres crecer fuerte y sano, comete lo que tienes en la mano.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 183 =--------------------------------------

Seen above a urinal:

If you think I'm sick, look at what you're holding!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 184 =--------------------------------------

Virginity is like a bubble in the mainstream of life: one prick and it's gone forever!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 185 =--------------------------------------

Written above a roll of toilet paper:

UCLA diplomas, take one.

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