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Bathroom rhymes and graffiti (Part 2)

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-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 30 =--------------------------------------

(written high upon the wall) Look up here and you're pissin' on your shoes!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 31 =--------------------------------------

Sign over a urinal:

Attention, , the rock candy in the urinals is NOT for you.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 32 =--------------------------------------

Sign over a urinal:

Don't eat the big mint...it's been kinda' sour the last couple times!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 33 =--------------------------------------

More than two shakes and your enjoying it too much.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 34 =--------------------------------------

Written on the toilet paper dispenser: "Get your sociology degree here."

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 35 =--------------------------------------

Sign posted in a bathroom:

We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 36 =--------------------------------------

Seen above a urinal:

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 37 =--------------------------------------

There's no use standing on the seat. The crabs in here can jump 6 feet.

There's no use going in the one next door. The ones in there jump 6 foot four.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 38 =--------------------------------------

If you wipe it more than once, you're playing with it.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 39 =--------------------------------------

I do not like this place at all: The seat is too high and the hole is too small.

[In another handwriting]

You open yourself to a simple retort: Your ass is too big and your legs are too short.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 40 =--------------------------------------

How dry I am, How wet I'll be, If I don't find The bathroom key. So I find the key, I open the door, Oops! too late, It's on the floor.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 41 =--------------------------------------

I sat down on the toilet to take a shit and I noticed this writing scrawled on the wall slanted. I leaned over to read it and it said:

If you can read this, you are now shitting at a 45 degree angle...

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 42 =--------------------------------------

Written on the toilet paper dispenser: 'This toilet paper is like Clint Eastwood; They're both rough and tough and don't take shit off of anybody!'

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 43 =--------------------------------------

Taking a piss at a urinal, on the wall, 'Please excuse the mess on the floor; My aim is a little off today...' "

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 44 =--------------------------------------

Ever notice hard it is to pull out toilet paper from some dispensers? Written on one particular dispenser: 'Took me 5 minutes to shit, 15 minutes to wipe my ass! Somebody oil this MO-FO roller!'

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 45 =--------------------------------------

Notice in Men's toilet: "We aim to please, so you aim too, please."

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 46 =--------------------------------------

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 47 =--------------------------------------

Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals; crabs pole-vault!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 48 =--------------------------------------

At the Los Angeles Air Force Base, the following was on the wall of one bathroom (common bathroom for men and women):

Those with short stacks, low manifold pressure, or afterburner leakage, please taxi up to the runway.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 49 =--------------------------------------

I wish I were the toilet paper In my girlfriend's hand So every time she wiped I could see the promised land!

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 50 =--------------------------------------

Will the asshole who leaves the floaters everyday cut the crap and flush twice. It's a long way to LA.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 51 =--------------------------------------

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 52 =--------------------------------------

Written on one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 53 =--------------------------------------

Written above a urinal in the men's restroom: "No matter how much you wiggle, no matter how much you dance, the last two drops go down your pants! (I just wipe mine off with my tie)"

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 54 =--------------------------------------

On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 55 =--------------------------------------

Support bacteria, It's the only culture most people have.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 56 =--------------------------------------

Our aim is to keep the toilet clean. Your aim would be appreciated.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 57 =--------------------------------------

"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 58 =--------------------------------------

What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 59 =--------------------------------------

Written above a urinal in the mens restroom:

We are urinals! We don't take no shit!

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