1. Your mama's so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator.

2. Your mama's so fat, when she lays on the beach nobody else gets any sun.

3. Your mama's so stupid, when her job application asked what sex she was she put twice a week.

4. Your mama's so poor her family has to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

5. Your mama's house is so small, the front door is the back door.