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Grow your own dope! Plant a man.

"I left my other vehicle in the broom closet."

"Jesus is coming... and boy, is he pissed!

Don't laugh.......your daughter may be in here!!

Neuter Newt.

"BEER ... IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!"

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.

My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.

Cats Flattened While You Watch.

I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight.

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS

Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.

Quit Sniveling.

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed.

Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray

Happiness is Coming.

Have You Flogged Your Crew Today?

Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.

Eat American Lamb. Ten Million Coyotes Can't be Wrong.

I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.

Blood Sun Earth

Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill.

Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.

Disarm Rapists

Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty

Happiness is the Ball in the Fairway.

Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?

My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

I brake for Hallucinations.

Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...

Welcome to Colorado - Now Go Home

If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk

I'm OK. You're So-So.

Will Rogers Never Met Howard Cosell.

Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips.

"Telling an Old Person He's Useless Is Abortion on the Other End"

Scixelsyd Etinu. [Read Backwards]

Use Caution in Passing - Driver Chewing Tobacco

If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament

Ask First If The Animal Wants To Be Killed

Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Black Holes Suck.

This vehicle does not turn left on red

"Ask me about microwaving cats for Fun & Profit"

RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR YOUNG

JESUS IS COMING.......LOOK BUSY!

"I'm up and dressed. What more do you want?"

MONEY IS THE ROUTE TO ALL EVIL-- send $9.95 for more info.

I Have PMS And I Have A Gun!

GIVE BLOOD...PLAY HOCKEY.

And Finally, "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

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