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There was this boy who had this babe of a teacher. She was hooked on candybars. The boy really wanted to see this chick naked.

When she was about to go home, he said to her, can I go home with you. "No," the teacher replied. He then said, "I'll give you a candybar." So she agreed.

When she was about to get into the shower, he asked her, "Can I get in with you?" And again the teacher said no, and again the boy said, "I'll give you a candybar." And she said yes.

Then when she was about to get into bed, he asked, "Can I sleep with you?" Again the teacher refused, the boy again said, "I'll give you a candybar." And again she said yes.

Well the boy asked if he could touch her belly button, she said, no and he said, "I'll give you a candybar."

Suddenly the teacher said, "Hey that ain't my belly button!" The boy replied, "That ain't my finger!"

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