Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray!!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future!!
Yo mama like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded!!
Yo mama like the pillbury doughboy--everyone gets a poke!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Yo mama is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!
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yo mama so poor she went to mc donalds to put a shake on layaway
its like a shotgun 4 cocks and she loaded get it rite jkjk the rest were good
i lyke the 1 w/ 'yo mamas teeth is soo yelow wen she smiles traffic slows down'
i love yo mama jokes...even when i dont even get someof them...like: "yo mama so stupid she bought a solar power flash light"...?????
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