READ SLOWLY, AND DO NOT READ AHEAD!!!!!!
WHAT AM I?
This is a useful tool, commonly found in a range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosley, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end, and a hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slow, sometimes quick, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out many times in succesion, often quickly and accomanied by squirrming bodily movements. Anyone found listining in will most surely recognize the rhymthic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. when finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
WHAT AM I???
By now you should have guessed, what is it?? IT'S A.........TOOTHBRUSH!
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