The Best Things Ever Said II

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~ Man: An animal [whose]...chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada.

~ Woman: An animal...having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication... The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts of prey... The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.

~ Cabbage: A...vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

~ Boy meets girl: girl get's bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl.

~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.

~ I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.

~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand.

~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

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