A tomato, a pickle and a dick were arguing about who has it the worst.
The tomato says, "I have it bad because I get cut up and put in salads."
The pickle says, "You think you have it bad. I get cut up and put on burgers."
Then the dick says, "You guys both got it easy. I have to put on a hat every night and do pushups till I puke."
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