Single Shopping

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A girl walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serve frozen dinner

The guy at the checkout checks her out and says "Single, are you?"

The girl flutters her eyelashes, smiles and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: men, women, relationships

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

Whoa. Wasn't expecting the ending. Clever ^^

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