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1. I wanna melt in your mouth, not in your hands

2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams I want to call your mom and thank her.

3. Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "yes")

4. Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

8. You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.

9. That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.

10. My name's [state your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

11. My name's [state your name], but you can call me "Lover."

12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck??

13. What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a fuck?? ["No."] You don't like pizza?? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "okay")

14. Can I flirt with you??

15. Your dad must've been a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns.

16. (Look at his/her shirt tag.) When they ask, "What are you doing?" Reply, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

17. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

18. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

19. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

20. [Grab his/her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken??

21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

22. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

24. How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

25. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these clothes?

28. [Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.

29. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

30. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

31. I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away.

32. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

33. My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.

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