A man died and went to heaven. An angel was showing him around. The angel showed him a room full of people singing gospel music. The angel explained that these were the Baptists. He showed the man another room full of people talking and laughing. He explained that these were the Methodists and Protestants. They then walked by another room and the angel said, "Shhhh!" The man asked "Why?" The angel replied, "Those are the Catholics; they think they are the only ones here!"